Ah balla??!

6 02 2010

Ya3ni sa7ee7 ina sha3eb ma bit3alam. Sa7ee7 ino i7na mi3timdeen bi ta3leemna 3ala wizara hiyeh nafs-ha mish mit3almeh!!!! Walko 3alamat tawjihi ma bti3rafo ton2olo sa7 min wara2a la computer alla yi5zeeko!!! W education w ma education w it’s your way out tab hiyeh wizaret il tarbieh wil ta3leem (howeh had il education aywa) byi3rafo y3almo min aslo. Ya3ni il wa7ad binsam badano lama kol il dinia bidha ti5las mino w binsam badano bizyadeh lama ya3teehom asbab inhom yi5laso mino! Ya3ni za3laneen bidhom yiqdo 3alena ma walla i7na ma mnistahal n3eesh iza i7na 7ameer hal2ad. W ba7ki i7na li2ano homeh wajh il 2ordon il 7asan mashala 3alehom birabo ajyal wa3ideh la mostaqbal bi5arri b3eed 3ankom!

Ya3ni il wa7ad walla ba6al 3aref sho ysade2 la ysade2 min 7akeekom, ho i7na jayeen nil3ab wila nil3ab? Nifsi mara ti3milo ishi sa7 bil 7aya walla nifsi. Binba7 sootna w i7na mindafe3 3an hal balad 2odam il ajaneb w walla mnin5azi bain ba3ad 3ala kolshi. Walkom 3alamat walahi arqam mish 6albeen minkom t7ilo il azmeh il malieh wallahi la2! Dalkom zeedo darayeb w darayeb 3al darayeb w darayeb 3al ’services’, services meen 3adam il mo2a5atheh, howeh into when have u ever served ANYONE BUT YOURSELVES. La 7ayata liman tonadi byi7ko bi shi2a w bi3milo bi shi2a. 5aleeni ashof meen aslan bi’3aleb 7alo w byiqra2 had minkom w y6abe2 il qanoon il jdeed lal nasher wil internet ta3kom walla la anbaset fi3lan ino bti7ko ishi w u actually do it.

W bi2olak laish il kol bido yhajer, laish fish 7ada binta5eb, laish fish 7ada bit5araj min 3ina w bi3mel ishi zay il 3alam bi 7ayato, howeh il bit5araj hon bi3eesh meet saneh garaf la yit5araj w howeh ma byi3raf 5+5 adaish bitsawi. Ishi bi5ali il wa7ad yinjan walla 3aib wallaaaa! Bidna indal n3eed bil 7aki?? Nas wislo il 2amar w i7na min7ok bi 6eezna mish 3arfeen n7ot 3alamat 3al internet. Ana ba2ool ninta7er kolna w nraye7 7alna…Yala tanshoof emta bidkom tzabtoohom, li2ano mo3adaleh feeha 7aya aw moot into i5tara3tooha w into la3anto sharafha. W ma7adesh y7otili comment ybahdilni 3al 7aki ili mish 3ajbo yroo7 yiqra2 ishi tani. SALAM! HAHA!





Yes, admit it.

5 02 2010

Brought to you by the one and only @Dee__B (2 underscores cause one was already taken, yea i advertise myself follow me on twitter), and in no chronological order, we bring you the TOP TEN ways to know that you’re getting FAT:

1- The infamous your pants don’t fit anymore, as in large areas of fat coming out everywhere and the zipper barely closing.

2- Not only do your pants not fit anymore, but they’re the only pair you have because no other pair you own even goes half way up your thighs, you can only hope people won’t notice.

3- You go to ten thousand places to buy new clothes and suddenly the entire population seem to be a size minus 9700 and you’re a 38, what the heck, they don’t make a size 38 anymore, al baqa2 lil aqwa.

4- Same aforementioned pair of pants, when worn – always – leaves marks on the god damn chair. People can make up the entire behind design of your pants from pocket location to roundness of you – pardon my french – ass.

5- You find if very hard, harder than usual ya3ni, to cross your legs. So you go man style with wide open legs, leading to um…

6-… maybe ripping your pants right down the middle of you know what. Oh the days when pants weren’t like second skin, you could at least staple the sides back together.

7- Your mom starts telling you to practice picture poses in front of the mirror to show your ”best” side.

8- Even your brother’s large sweaters seem to automatically shrink when you put them on, and automatically grow bigger when your brother puts them on the day after, they fit him fine, ino keef!

9- Your most favorite outfit is now officially your pajamas, most probably a pair of sports pants and the only over-sized sweater that fits both YOU and your brother.

10- You ignore all above mentioned things on the hopes of one day selling your thigh meat – chicken fa5deh style – the same way butchers sell animal meat and getting some of that money you pay on food back.

Yes the post is meant to be funny, sarcastic and too hilarious for you :D although this could easily happen in real life, is2alo labeeba :p.





To speak of Madmen

2 02 2010

It was in the garden of a madhouse that I met a youth with a face pale and lovely and full of wonder. And I sat beside him upon the bench, and I said, “Why are you here?”

And he looked at me in astonishment, and he said, “It is an unseemly question, yet I will answer you. My father would make of me a reproduction of himself; so also would my uncle. My mother would have me the image of her seafaring husband as the perfect example for me to follow. My brother thinks I should be like him, a fine athlete.

“And my teachers also, the doctor of philosophy, and the music-master, and the logician, they too were determined, and each would have me but a reflection of his own face in a mirror.

“Therefore I came to this place. I find it more sane here. At least, I can be myself.”

Then of a sudden he turned to me and he said, “But tell me, were you also driven to this place by education and good counsel?”

And I answered, “No, I am a visitor.”

And he answered, “Oh, you are one of those who live in the madhouse on the other side of the wall.”

Gibran kahlil Gibran-The wanderer (His parables and his sayings: The madman)

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THE MADMAN—-Have you not heard of that madman who lit a lantern in the bright morning hours, ran to the market place, and cried incessantly: “I seek God! I seek God!”—As many of those who did not believe in God were standing around just then, he provoked much laughter. Has he got lost? asked one. Did he lose his way like a child? asked another. Or is he hiding? Is he afraid of us? Has he gone on a voyage? emigrated?—Thus they yelled and laughed

The madman jumped into their midst and pierced them with his eyes. “Whither is God?” he cried; “I will tell you. We have killed him—you and I. All of us are his murderers. But how did we do this? How could we drink up the sea? Who gave us the sponge to wipe away the entire horizon? What were we doing when we unchained this earth from its sun? Whither is it moving now? Whither are we moving? Away from all suns? Are we not plunging continually? Backward, sideward, forward, in all directions? Is there still any up or down? Are we not straying, as through an infinite nothing? Do we not feel the breath of empty space? Has it not become colder? Is not night continually closing in on us? Do we not need to light lanterns in the morning? Do we hear nothing as yet of the noise of the gravediggers who are burying God? Do we smell nothing as yet of the divine decomposition? Gods, too, decompose. God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.”

“How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it? There has never been a greater deed; and whoever is born after us—for the sake of this deed he will belong to a higher history than all history hitherto.”

Here the madman fell silent and looked again at his listeners; and they, too, were silent and stared at him in astonishment. At last he threw his lantern on the ground, and it broke into pieces and went out. “I have come too early,” he said then; “my time is not yet. This tremendous event is still on its way, still wandering; it has not yet reached the ears of men. Lightning and thunder require time; the light of the stars requires time; deeds, though done, still require time to be seen and heard. This deed is still more distant from them than most distant stars—and yet they have done it themselves.”

It has been related further that on the same day the madman forced his way into several churches and there struck up his requiem aeternam deo*. Led out and called to account, he is said always to have replied nothing but: “What after all are these churches now if they are not the tombs and sepulchers of God?”

Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science
*Requiem aeternam deo = Eternal rest for God
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You ask me how I became a madman. It happened thus: One day, long before many gods were born, I woke from a deep sleep and found all my masks were stolen — the seven masks I have fashioned and worn in seven lives, — I ran maskless through the crowded streets shouting, “Thieves, thieves, the curséd thieves.”

Men and women laughed at me and some ran to their houses in fear of me.

And when I reached the market place, a youth standing on a house-top cried, “He is a madman.” I looked up to behold him; the sun kissed my own naked face for the first time. For the first time the sun kissed my own naked face and my soul was inflamed with love for the sun, and I wanted my masks no more. And as if in a trance I cried, “Blessed, blessed are the thieves who stole my masks.”

Thus I became a madman.

And I have found both freedom and safety in my madness; the freedom of loneliness and the safety from being understood, for those who understand us enslave something in us.

But let me not be too proud of my safety. Even a Thief in a jail is safe from another thief.

Gibran kahlil Gibran, The Madman (His parables and poems)

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We live in a madhouse, with all kinds of madmen, some of them aren’t really even mad, i think they fake it.





It goes like this..

27 01 2010

Some people do this ..

Children from Kenya pan for flakes of gold which helps sustain their families.

…so other people can do this..

A man holds a spoon full of gold leaf, ready to eat it with his sushi in west London.

..
“How can I lose faith in the justice of life, when the dreams of those who sleep upon feathers are not more beautiful than the dreams of those who sleep upon the earth?”

At what point do you accept how unfair this life is, and at what point is it sane to fight the idea, even if you just fight it with yourself?

Pictures and captions from my new best friend > The big picture.





Awful beginning..

25 01 2010

I’ve been postponing this for some time now, i finished this semester 5 days ago but had no idea where to start, what to comment on and what to ignore, i can’t possibly ignore all that has happened since the beginning of this year, even a bit before, but it feels like everyone has talked about everything already and i don’t want to repeat things, but i guess this is where i’ll come years from now to remember what has happened, and it’s only fair to at least mention all the major things that are affecting our lives and psyche.

- Gaza, Palestine, for how long are we going to repeat things? And for how long are we going to stand by watching foreigners leave their homes for months and travel to help our people out, while our supposedly arab brothers and sisters stand in their way? The Gaza freedom marchers had their hopes up to go into Gaza and deliver all the medications they had, i had my hopes up too, but i guess i didn’t think that in this time and day each person/country is only looking out for themselves, and gone are the days when a person would care about how his actions would appear to others as long as he gets what he wants.

- The 7.0 magnitude earthquake that hit Haiti was devastating, at first i didn’t think much of it, you don’t know what 7.0 magnitude, poor living conditions, week infrastructure and building along with countless hard aftershocks days later mean when combined, until you see the pictures.
> Earthquake in Haiti
> Haiti 48 hours later
> Haiti six days later (tell me after you stare at picture number 22 if you’ve ever imagined seeing anything like that)
> Faces of Haiti

And no matter who goes to help, no matter how much aid is given to the country, no life will be given back to those 200,000 dead, and no rest will come to those 2 million homeless, imagine all Palestinians in Jordan homeless, ALL, with nothing but the clothes on your back running around more than a week after trying to find your family and hoping to find them alive. Looting is your only hope of eating to survive another day, unless you are one of those few lucky ones to receive aid from people who will stay in your country under the name of ‘peace keeping’, do you wonder if they’ll leave when things get better?

You see these pictures, and can not blame anyone or anything, at least not a person you can hold accountable for all of the pain, but these same pictures only with different faces are out there, and there are people to hold accountable for those, will it ever happen? Will they ever be held accountable or will this cycle go on? Will we go on to do the same to others as they have done to us? And call it history repeating itself? Will we put another set of pictures next to the Nazi’s, Israeli’s and ours?

- A Jordanian court decision on having all Internet sites adhere to the print & publications laws that governs the work of print media was surprising. Now we all know we never had total 100% freedom to say whatever we pleased either as a spoken or written word, but them saying that the law that applies to newspapers for instance will apply to blog posts, Facebook and all other internet websites is a bit too much. Till this day we don’t really know what this means, it might mean that there will be a group of people assigned to following each and every word written on the world wide web by Jordanian citizens but it might also mean (like many before me have suggested) that it’s only a mean of pushing people into self-censoring their own actions online, and i personally think it’s the later. I guess we will just have to wait for a detailed issue on what the ruling actually means.
A few good reads on the subject are:
>Ahmad Humeid’s Keeping Jordan’s web open and free
>Naseem Tawarneh’s On Jordan Censoring The Internet
>BamBam’s A Sad Day for The Internet in Jordan: a gag order

- Today another tragedy. An Ethiopian airline plane crashes shortly after take off into the Mediterranean Sea off the coast of Damour (Lebanon) between Saida and Beirut. All 90 people on plane are feared dead so far.

- Not mentioning personal things (at the fear of them sounding so very petty) i guess we can conclude that this year is off to an awful start. I guess now after a quick mention of the major things that have happened since i last posted i can now resume my stupid postings about personal daily happenings as i will be doing as soon as i go watch the film “As the poet said” directed by Nasri Hajjaj. The film is about the late Palestinian poet Mahmoud Darwish, if interested check the facebook event here. Anyway, that’s it for now.